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I’m having an awesome festival
You should all come out for the eating contest tonight.
Even if you don’t want to participate, there’s going to be plenty of good food. :D
This means I’m going to be hanging around the kitchen all day…begging for food…
Everyone come to the eating contest because Malcolm is the best chef on the island. And there will be proof!
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malcolmkinnear-deactivated20120 asked: Who's Ashton Catcher?
And I'm totally serious, Evvy. You've basically been running the bar since Alex left, and we've been great. And I'm not going anywhere. I'll help you. I just figured that with people knowing about my prison time, it'd be better for the bar if your name was on it, you know?
He was a guy who did this show that pranked people. It’s not important.
We should split everything. You bought the place! We need champagne. The Bar has champagne! We own the bar! Oh my god this is going to be some grand adventure.
Also don’t worry about the prison sentence thing. Everyone loves you. You’re adorable. You bought me a bar on a whim.
malcolmkinnear-deactivated20120 asked: Evvy, I wanted to tell you as soon as everything was official, but I've bought Skinny Dick's. I just didn't like the idea of someone else coming in and changing everything.
Anyway, since you've been working there longer than I have, and you obviously know how to run the place, I put your name on the deeds. So basically, Skinny Dick's is yours now. :D
….Are you serious?! Malcolm this is amazing! How..why…you can’t just give me everything mister. Can I tell people? Is this real? Am I being punk’d? Where’s Ashton Kutcher?
Jesus Christ Malcolm what if I’m horrible at running a bar?
strangerererthanfiction asked: Hey, I'm Preston. I just moved to the island but I saw that you like boating. Do you go out often?
Oh god this never said I had a message. I’m sorry Preston! It’s nice to meet you! I love boating! I have a wonderful sailboat and I go out every chance I get.
When puppies attack…
Otters Chasing A Butterfly
oh my fucking god
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